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A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich. He orders two pints and trows ten thousand Franks on the bar and says “Keep the rest!” The owner is a bit suspicious but concludes the bill is the real deal. fife minutes later, the same deal, again ordering two pints for ten thousand Franks “Keep the rest!”. This continues for a while, the barkeeper can't help but question how the man can always pay with a 10k bill and “why the ostrich?” he asks, “Well” the man says “I was riding through the forest and in the middle of the road there was a massive mushroom, so I stopped to look, apparently three gnomes were moving, they were so thankful that I stopped I got three wishes”. The barkeeper asks “What did you ask”. The men replies “Firstly every night an other woman in my bed”. “Secondly a 10k bill in my pocket every time I reach inside”. Impatiently the ward asks “And the third one?” “Yeah.... they got that one a bit wrong”......”I asked for an ostrich.
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