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mrgibberish

2 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -4

Had some lasagna from Tesco yesterday. Apparently it contained horse me? No wonder I’ve the trots this morning?

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dogsbody14 Shut up lennywankstain...this site is finished, you lame, sad peado.

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dogglebe Did she put on those those eyebrows with a paint roller?

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dogsbody14 Probably the funniest thing post on here for fucking years!!

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sphinctered

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Rank : 2 | Score : 32.34

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