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It was a snowy day at the White House and President Trump decided to walk outside in the Rose Garden to clear his head. As he walked around the Rose Garden, he noticed yellow, cursive writing, peed in the snow that read, "Convict Trump." Outraged, Trump brought over the Secret Service and demanded that they investigate. After taking some time for a thorough investigation, a Secret Service agent approached Trump and said, "We've completed our investigation and I'm afraid we have two bad pieces of information for you. The first is that the urine in the snow matches the urine of Vice President Pence." Trump reeled from the news and said, "That's terrible. I can't imagine anything worse. Did you say there were two pieces of bad news? What's the second one?" The agent responded, "The handwriting is Melania's."

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gunghoed Piss poor and very disrespectful.

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gunghoed Totally agree.

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weebaby This isnt funny. Its not witty. Its just creepy. Not what this site was about

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j1 You, ya cunt

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j1 You, ya cunt

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j1 You, ya cunt

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