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one year ago-Illness and Mortality-Blindness

Sister Mary is relaxing in the bath after a long day healing the sick at her convent. She hears a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She calls. "It's the blind man, may I come in?" Comes the reply. "Well I'm in the bath, but I guess you won't see anything anyway so it should be fine." She answers. "Cracking tits, love. Now where do you want me to hang these blinds?"

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Our local online rag apparently employs an 'AI assisted reporter'. I guess the main part of the role is turning the computer on.

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This once great website. Now taken over by the Donald Trump fanclub (involuntary celibate division) and about as funny as wanking with sandpaper. What a time to be alive

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lennyscrevasse Yeah cos pretty much everyone has fucked off except you and a handful of your incel chums. It must be their fault. Jog on

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jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

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jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

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