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2 years ago-Sex and Shit-Orgasm-Post Rating : 8

Bernie Ecclestone's daughter visited a doctor as she's unable to orgasm during sex. The doctor suggested playing Ronan Keating songs in the background. It was going well until 'If Tamara Never Comes' came on

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scorpiox666 @innit, please for the love of god, please try posting something funny & or edgy you misery spreading loser.

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scorpiox666 Great idea @pattate ……strap a bomb to yasel & pull the cord you miserable unfunny cunt.

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scorpiox666 That shit was barely amusing 50yrs ago when Bernard Manning wrote it ya fuckin’ sad loser. Try coming up with something a lil more original & or funny ya habitual boring cunt.

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scorpiox666 Try coming up with something a lil more original you fuckin’ perennial mind numbingly boring wanker.

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scorpiox666 Face it mate, ya just an unfunny tosser.

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scorpiox666 ….jeez, that meme is older than the internet you unfunny cunt.

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