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one year ago-Politics-Labour

Keir Starmer is out jogging and accidently falls into a river. Three young lads saw the accident and without a second thought jump in and drag out the scared and soaking Starmer. "Lads, you've saved my life and you all deserve a reward. You name it and I'll give it to you", said Starmer. First lad says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland". Starmer says, "certainly." Second lad says, "I'd like the latest Xbox and a new TV." Starmer says, "no problem." Third lad says, "I'd like a wheelchair with built in Wi-Fi and stereo attached to it." Starmer says, "HEY....but you're not handicapped." The lad replies, "not yet but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."

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