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Oh, what a shite! Chilli doner and a pint or three, Brewing away overnight in me, Morning after, what a shite! Oh, what a shite! Hit the khazi first thing the next day, Pebbledashed the porcelain shunky, My poor ringpiece, what a shite! Oh, I, I got a funny feelin' when I tried to fart, And my, as I recall I was lucky not to shart, Oh, what a shite! Got through half a 4-pack of bogroll, Tryin' to decontaminate my hole, Stank the house out, what a shite! I felt a rush like a rollin' ball of thunder, When the ming hit my nostrils I thought I'd fucking chunder, Oh, what a shite! Woke the wife up splattering the bog, Nothing coming out looked like a log, Fizzy gravy, what a shite! etc
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nausicaa …aye, & the small team of four core staff they mention who are behind the various alts, (we all know who) fkn hate us & some.
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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.
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