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Phoned the police to report that my car had been vandalised. They stated, they were sorry but all their officers were too busy to attend for at least a week. So I quickly went to plan B and told them I was planning on preaching verses from the Bible on my P.A. system so my Muslim neighbours could hear the words of Jesus. Fuck me, 5 minutes later 7 Police cars, 2 riot vans and 1 SWAT team came thundering down the road. Too busy my arse !

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