A woman had decided to take up golf, so she decided to check out a golf club up in Glasgow. She went to talk to the chairman about obtaining a membership He pulled her aside and said "You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?..." She says "yeah I came up to Scotland to check out the golf clubs as Scotland is famous for it's golf". He says "right you are aware that no women have ever joined this club before?..." She says "well theirs a first time for everything..." He says "you are aware everyone in the club is required to wear a kilt" She says "i'm ok with that, I sometimes wear tartan skirts anyway" He says "are you aware traditionally the kilt has to be worn a certain way" She says "what with the sporran and the knife in the sock?" He says "no I'm afraid you'd have to wear nothing underneath, you wouldn't be able to wear any knickers" She says "kilts are thick wool so I'll be really warm, I don't think I'd need knickers to be honest" He says "look I'm sorry, I can't let you join, the male members wouldn't feel comfortable if they saw your vagina" She says "so you mean to tell me this club only takes on pricks?..."
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