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The X-Files was a great TV show but of course we all know there's not really any such thing as aliens. Which means Mulder's little sister was really just kidnapped by a paedophile. He took her off to the woods where he tortured, raped and murdered her. Then he had sex with her dead body, chopped it into bits and then masturbated over the pieces. Then he burned the bits in a fire, smashed the bones up with a hammer, put them in a shallow grave, masturbated over them one last time, buried them and then moved on to the next town and the next town and kept doing the same thing over and over again without ever getting caught. Mulder just can't accept the reality of the situation, but the truth is out there...

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