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rwood

8 years ago-Religion-Christianity

NOT A JOKE #sorryboutit "How about stop praying for all these countries when some knobhead kills people, and start praying they don't die in the first place?" "God works in mysterious ways." Well fuck you and fuck your God. Your Christian bible says that God WILL answer all prayers. Not that he might, or will only answer some. "Ask and you WILL receive." If he is so fucking good why does he let people die in horrific ways? Children with cancer? Terrorism? Brain aneurysms? Because he's a fucking cunt. And even if he did exist (which he doesn't), I still wouldn't worship that angry fucking wankpuffin. He's an absolute bellend and deserves to be stricken from history. Because news flash - HE'S A HUGE PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM! That's all I have. P.S Jesus was an arab jew from the middle east, who was just a pretentious bastard with a slut mother.

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I finally had enough of the Trump-bashing, so as a social-experiment I put on my red MAGA hat and went to work and such. It turns out the reactions and the abuse from "liberals" were every bit as bad as I expected, if not ten times worse..... Finally I was pulled aside and told, "Look, we can live with the MAGA hat, but it's your brown stormtrooper costume and red swastika armbands that are causing the real problem here."

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My wife had bad flatulence last night that she followed through with a shit, and she tried to deny it but the intensity of the smell got worse and worse, that finally she waddled out of the room with shame as fast as she could. The Tell-Tale-Fart.

wasp

2 hours ago

I begged my wife to come to church with me just once and she said, "Fuck off, I don't go in for your MAGA Bible shite"..... "Oh come on," I replied, "I'm playing Job in the pageant, and I need you right there when we unveil the - 'Behold, the great Behemoth' !"

wasp

3 hours ago

I told my wife, "You really need to lose some fucking weight".... I continued, "You're the only person I've ever seen that just when they waddle into a McDonalds, all the poor people working in there start scrambling like a bunch of WWII fighter pilots."

wasp

4 hours ago

As Epsteins victims said, "Revenge is best served cold", Eh,Lennysadsack?? Mwhahahaha!! 🖕

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5 hours ago

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jackbuntis …they’re prob just finishing a bag of brown before suckin’ each other off.

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dogsbody14 Fucking lightweight cockspanner!

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dogsbody14 Lennyscravetc....How's Chum and stickyagain?

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jackbuntis …aye, but how about trying to cook up something funny, ya fkn wanker.

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dogsbody14 I bet you know how to say it in Arabic.....just saying Jimmy...

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dogsbody14 Oh! Very original.....NEXT@

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