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East ham Law Courts Today.... INCREDIBLE STORY A seven-year old boy was at the centre of a East london courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two adjournments to check legal references and to confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to West Ham united football Club , whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone