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A deaf couple are having trouble communicating their desire for sex. The woman says to her husband " Darling what about we try this. Whenever you want sex lean over and gently squeeze my left breast and if you're not in the mood squeeze my right one." The husband thinks this is a wonderful idea and replies ".. And darling if you ever feel like sex, pull my cock once and if you don't feel like it, pull my cock 250 times. "
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dogsbody14 Fuck me! That joke was doing the rounds in the 1970s! This site is properly fucked!!
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dogsbody14 Oi! Wankstain...fix this sinking wreck of crap will ya? Nope,you can't, can you?
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dogsbody14 Really relevant satire here....'Tweaky' was voiced by Mel Blanc,who died in 1989....Fucking typical of this utter shitshow of a site!!
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dogsbody14 Really relevant satire here....'Tweaky' was voiced by Mel Blanc,who died in 1989....Fucking typical of this utter shitshow of a site!!
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