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kamsy

8 years ago-Celebrities-Hugh Hefner-Post Rating : 0

"Mrs Hefner, it's the funeral parlour. Your husband's permanent erection means we can't get the coffin lid shut!" "Oh don't you worry about that," she said, " I'll be right over to sort it out." "But what do you intend to do?" asked the undertaker. "Cut it off, spit on it, shove it up his arse and say my final words to him." "What on earth can you say at such a moment?" asked the surprised undertaker. "Come on Hugh, admit it! It fucking hurts you bastard!"

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jackbuntis …& how would you know that @risco?

30 min ago - View Post

risco When you two have finished sucking each others dicks, why don't you post something if you're that funny. oh, you can't can you because you were banned from posting anything.

2 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 I think this sites real name is 'Sicko-peadio' because that's what it funds, eh lennywankstain, young boy and beastiality loving nonce??

2 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Thanks jackbuntis....it's you and me against an industrial grade cunt!

4 hours ago - View Post

sheldon007 …‘bout a funny as treading in dog shit ya fuckin’ loser.

6 hours ago - View Post

jackbuntis Well said @dogsbody14 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏👏👏

6 hours ago - View Post

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