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I went into a sex shop, "Excuse me, " I asked, "have you got a massive dildo?" "Yes sir, " the assistant said and showed me a massive black dildo. "Shall I wrap if for you sir? he asked. "No, " I replied, "but if you don't mind would you shove it up my arse as far as it will go, I've been thinking about voting conservative and I need a reminder of what's likely to happen if they win. "

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enterthefist They're not black, they're Jewish

33 min ago - View Post

j1 No, he's a lot more handsome than that

2 hours ago - View Post

lled24 Is this the person that writes all those funny cliff richard fart jokes

6 hours ago - View Post

lled24 It will free up space for all those hysterical xmas fart jokes.

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hadoken "Already soulless". Just like most of us on this site then.

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gunghoed Piss poor and very disrespectful.

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