Two hunters are going to find some gorillas. They have a dog, a sack and a shotgun. After marching through the jungle for a few hours, they see a gorilla sitting at the top of a tree. Hunter 1: "Here's how we catch the gorilla. I'm going to climb up the tree and shake the branch he's sitting on until he falls out the tree. When he hits the ground, the dog will run over and bite his balls and distract him. Then you run over and put the gorilla in the sack". Hunter 2: "That's a good idea, but what do I do with the shotgun?" Hunter 1: "If I fall out the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
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