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My dwarf girlfriend went to work this morning upset with me, because I've been taking the piss out of her size. So I'm going all out to make it up to her tonight. I've got a good bottle of wine in and bought her the latest dvd box set of her favourite programme. When she gets in from work I'm going to order her favourite takeaway for her tea, then go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.

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stormbringer The hero who saved the girl is a moslem you wanka

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hadoken Universally Krap (I'll get my coat)

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hadoken Hilarious, but why go through the trouble of making a picture of it when just writing it would have done the trick?

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jellyfrost I’ll get you butler

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jackbuntis …the cops have released his identity…. ….Anthony Williams.

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risco Leo is never funny, so stop!

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