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poco2430

8 years ago-Religion-Christianity-Post Rating : 0

Johnny had a swearing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him and if Johnny swore he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift. So two days before Christmas Johnny"s dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a fucking teddy-bear laying right fucking here beside me when I fucking wake-up Christmas morning. Then when I go downstairs I want to see a fucking train going around the fucking tree, and when I go outside I want to see a fucking bike leaning up against the fucking garage."On Christmas morning Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit. Confused, he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog shit by the garage. When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "So Johnny, what did Santa bring you this year?" Johnny replied, "I think I got a fucking dog but I can"t find the bastard?.

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lennyscrevasse Oh and bombacoat. Check out who's actually posting. It's very rarely me and the dogfucker has been banned by the admin, not by me as he's trying desperately to infer. The guy needs medical help,.not just for his own besiiality

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lennyscrevasse Oh and bombacoat. Check out who's actually posting. It's very rarely me and the dogfucker has been banned by the admin, not by me as he's trying desperately to infer. The guy needs medical help,.not just for his own besiiality

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lennyscrevasse I haven't blocked you dograpist you fucking weirdo, otherwise you wouldn't be able to comment on my posts. Get a grip you animal violating nonce. And show everyone this proof, come on....

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dogsbody14 So apologies from me,and you'll get nothing but threats from L.Wankstain esq

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dogsbody14 So apologies from me,and you'll get nothing but threats from L.Wankstain esq

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dogsbody14 All the posts you read on here are alts of lennywankstain, but he's denying it ,despite the proof we've got,and we can't show it because the thick cunt blocked us!

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