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mrdeano

8 years ago-Crime-Speeding-Post Rating : 1

I poked my head over my sexy neighbours fence earlier to see her sun bathing in her bikini. "You're gorgeous!" I said with a wink, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why, because I've taken your breathe away?" She asked, winking back. "No," I replied. "Because I've just ran your son over out front."

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scorpiox666 At last! A genuinely funny joke! Well done that man!

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bobby24 Need some Viagra to help that fucking ancient joke?

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redneon nice one

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bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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apemansacuntwithav Good for you….

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