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8 years ago-Crime-Paedophilia

I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone and he was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum"s down there at the bottom. She fell!""That"s terrible!" I said. "And your dad?""He"s down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!""That"s awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him, "Son, today just isn"t your day."

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