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A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free... and took her back to my place.' Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. 'Was she pretty?' 'Dunno. Never found the head’.

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gunghoed Piss poor and very disrespectful.

13 hours ago - View Post

gunghoed Totally agree.

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weebaby This isnt funny. Its not witty. Its just creepy. Not what this site was about

14 hours ago - View Post

j1 You, ya cunt

16 hours ago - View Post

j1 You, ya cunt

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j1 You, ya cunt

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