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knightmare

8 years ago-Religion-Christianity

A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one. Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, He storms out and beats seven bales of shit out of the peacock.

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hadoken Universally Krap (I'll get my coat)

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hadoken Hilarious, but why go through the trouble of making a picture of it when just writing it would have done the trick?

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jellyfrost I’ll get you butler

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jackbuntis …the cops have released his identity…. ….Anthony Williams.

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risco Leo is never funny, so stop!

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risco Except school shootings. Trannies have taken over in that demographic!

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