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alshvar

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Girlfriend-Post Rating : 3

When I was 14, I wanted a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I wanted a girl with a zest for life. When I was 19, I found a passionate girl, but she was too emotional, so I wanted a girl with some stability. When I was 25, I found a stable girl, but she was too boring, so I wanted a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but she lacked direction and was too petty, so I wanted a girl with some ambition. When I was 31, I found an ambitious girl, but she was so ambitious that she married me, divorced me, and took everything I owned. Now I am 40, and all I want is a girl with big tits

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