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There"s a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work for a drink. One Friday, Jeff showed up late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp. Then he turned to Bob and said, "times are getting tough, my friend. I mean, just today my wife told me that she"s going to cut me back to only two times a week - I can"t believe it."At which point Bob put his hand on Jeff"s shoulder and said reassuringly, "you think you"ve got it bad, she"s cut some guys out altogether."
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