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Copper walking through the park late one night sees a bloke holding tight to a tree. On closer inspection the bloke is handcuffed around the tree and his strides are round his ankles. The bloke says, “Thank goodness you’re here officer, I was walking through the park and saw a bloke with his arms around this tree and I asked him what he was doing. He said he was the Forestry Commission Tree Measurer and when I asked him if I could try he agreed. As I started he slapped handcuffs on me, came around pulled off my keks and bummed me and left me here helpless.” Copper undoing his trousers says, “Not your lucky night is it?”
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