Text from daughter to mum. Hi mum, need some advice. I've got some of my boyfriend's cum stuck in my hair How do I get it out, will I have to cut it out? Text from mum to daughter. It's so nice you can send me such a Frank text. No you won't have to cut it out, I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it'll just wash out. Daughter to mum. Bloody auto correct, supposed to spell 'GUM'.
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bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.
19 min ago - View Post
risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.
41 min ago - View Post
risco …by far the most unfunny thing posted on here in yrs, you cretinous, arse dribblin’ spastic. No wonder this site is fuckin’ tanking. Tossers like you spamming decades old shit that was never funny first time around. Bit of luck you might do us all a favour tonight in your sleep & kiff it by choking to death on ya own bile embittered vomit, ya fuckin’ loser.
an hour ago - View Post
risco ….siiiiigh, any chance of posting something original you arse dribblin’ spastic?
2 hours ago - View Post
scorpiox666 ….how is it even possible to be so boringly unfunny you arse dribblin’ cunt?
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