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A man comes out of a coma after a horrible car crash and he begins to suffer amnesia and in order to remember his life before, he goes back home with his supposed wife and when they get back the man is introduced to his 3 daughters and he says to the oldest girl " what's your name? " And she says " Pettel... because after I was born you held me in your arms outside of the hospital and a pettel flew on my head. " and then the man remembers and says " I remember baby! " then they hug and shortly after, he's introduced to the 2nd oldest and again he says " what's your name? " and she says " My name is Leaf because after I was born you were holding me outside of the hospital and a leaf fell on my head. " and again he says with joy " I remember baby, I love you! " and then they hug and then finally the man is introduced to his youngest daughter and again the man says " So what is yo... " " PIANO!!!! "
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