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gonadchops

7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Obesity-Post Rating : 0

Breaking news.... doctors in America have performed the first successful brain transplant. Marvin T hamburger jr. 63. that's stone not his age, received a healthy unused brain. Sadly he passed away after 2 hours of having the brain inserted, However the donor A Mr ghengis iv is doing well sat up in bed eating loads of big macs extra large fries drink gallons of coke with extra sugar washed down with melted lard. Doctors have said in a day or 2 he will be back to his usual unfunny self repeating jokes about teeth.even though medical fact Americans have worse teeth than brits.

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dogsbody14 40yr old joke!! This site is fucked....utterly fucked!

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dogsbody14 Noah wants his joke back.....

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ianwatkins is that you blackdragon? being a fucking joke tea leaf again?

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