My son came in the other day and asked me what love juice is. I thought I'd try and put it as delicately as possible. "Well son love juice is to do with sex, you must know a bit from school? Anyway when you're with a girl and your having a kiss and a cuddle and you touch the old breasts you get a woody, but you call it a hard on when you're an adult. Now girls they don't get a hard on they have a form of lubrication for the penis. What you do is play with the little beak on the vagina for a bit and when its lubricated you put your fingers in and you can hear it a bit like when mum is mixing up an omelette, you can see it too glistening and on your fingers like little heartstrings, like sticky mirrors. Now the vagina is ready to accept the penis and then get the sperm to the uterus and then make a baby, that my son is what love juice is. But tell me son what have you been watching?" "Tennis"
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sheldon007 Come on ya pathetic cretin tell us how many thumbs up you’re expecting for that unfunny dire piece of fuckin’ shit? ….the wanker behind @sheldon007 is the same loser behind chum, wasp, login, bomber!
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dogsbody14 @risco a.k.a lennywankstain, you haven't got an original insult have ya? You can't take someones original insult and turn it back on them! Underage gay porn?? You dirty bacon nonce! 'Ding Dong......!'
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sheldon007 …‘bout as funny as being forced to suck on the haemorrhoids of an AIDS infected coon, ya fuckin’ sad loser.
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sheldon007 …‘bout as funny as being forced to suck on the haemorrhoids of an an infected coon, ya fuckin’ sad loser.
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dogsbody14 6 a.m-----'Ding Dong' "Open up,it's the police...." Clean pants for Gareth...
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