Sitting with the kids gathered around my mother in-laws hospital bed, we started talking about a family holiday to Florida. With that she removed her oxygen mask and muttered the words, “Oh how I wish I could go right now”. I took one look at the kids who were so excited. “How about it dad?”, they asked. I whispered into here ear, “You’ll like it where you’re going”...While pulling the plug out of the old hags life support machine.
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