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A bloke runs into a pub and orders 4 pints, 2 JD and cokes, 4 Jagerbombs, 3 sambucas and an Aftershock, and necks one after the other without a breath in between. He says "Man, i should NOT have done that!! Not with what i've got." The barman says, "Why pal, what have you got?" The bloke replies, "£1.75."
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dogsbody14 Here's a tip lennywankstain....Confess your paedophile actions...I'm sure you'll make lots of like minded nonces inside prison.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!e
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dogsbody14 You really are out of your depth, aren't you? Squirming like the miserable mummys boy you are,desperate to be liked and longing for a friend...
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dogsbody14 You really are out of your depth, aren't you? Squirming like the miserable mummys boy you are,desperate to be liked and longing for a friend...
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