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I asked a mate if he would partner me in the golf club comp. I said it starts at 8am and he said no worries but he might be 15 mins late. Well he was on time and we won. I asked if he would partner me the following week and he said yes but he might be 15 mins late. Well he was on time but with a set of left hand clubs and again we won. I asked whats with the two sets of clubs and he told me that when he wakes up on golf day, if his wife is sleeping on her right side he plays right handed and if she is on her left he plays left handed. I asked him what if she is on her back----Ah he said that is when I will be 15 mins late.
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rory Let me check the history of dogsbody14 and his alt accounts. If this is his sole purpose then I think I can admin to ban those accounts.
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dogsbody14 Shut up lennywankstain...this site is finished, you lame, sad peado.
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