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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

I was in a traffic jam when all of a sudden these two little fuckers are trying to remove my hubcaps! Luckily I keep a golf club in the car, so I jumped out and started laying in to the bastards. Before I knew it there's a whole fucking gang of them attacking the car and I'm on the floor. The missus and the kids were screaming and I was taking a real hiding, before a couple of guys came over to break it all up. "Cheers mate", I said to one of them, "Can you believe the cheek of those twats? Having a go at my car in broad fucking daylight?" But apparently it's "what the monkey's do", and now I'm banned from Knowsley Safari Park.

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