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5 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 18

Leroy got a job delivering Cadbury Cream Eggs. He was so excited that he oversped and lost control of the van on a curve. The van plunged in a field, eggs spreading all around. Leroy was thrown out to the field and knocked unconscious. Soon a car arrived to the scene. The driver ran to the field and started to stomp the eggs frantically. "Quick! Come help me!", he shouted to onlookers. "One of them has already hatched!".

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I keep seeing stuff titled as "vote down". Why, are jackbumskids, mando, dogincelrapist69, Roycrooperscunt and johnnypox all standing for parliament?

lennyscrevasse

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I was driven to tears parking at the multistorey at Heathrow’s Terminal 3

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The English cricket team don't like the pink ball because every time they see it under lights, they’re reminded that even a glowing, high-visibility object has a better chance of surviving the night than their top order.

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Charlton abandoned their game today because a fan died in the stands. Without blaming anyone else.

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"Nicest" is just an anagram for "incest".

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sheldon007 Come on ya pathetic cretin tell us how many thumbs up you’re expecting for that unfunny dire piece of fuckin’ shit? ….the wanker behind @sheldon007 is the same loser behind chum, wasp, login, bomber!

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dogsbody14 @risco a.k.a lennywankstain, you haven't got an original insult have ya? You can't take someones original insult and turn it back on them! Underage gay porn?? You dirty bacon nonce! 'Ding Dong......!'

1 hours ago - View Post

sheldon007 …‘bout as funny as being forced to suck on the haemorrhoids of an AIDS infected coon, ya fuckin’ sad loser.

2 hours ago - View Post

sheldon007 …‘bout as funny as being forced to suck on the haemorrhoids of an an infected coon, ya fuckin’ sad loser.

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dogsbody14 6 a.m-----'Ding Dong' "Open up,it's the police...." Clean pants for Gareth...

3 hours ago - View Post

risco @lennywankstain …when ya quite finished sucking on ya ma’s haemorrhoids, ya dirty cunt, how about posting something original, funny & edgy, yah loser.

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