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A Zoo got this Kangaroo and builds a 10 foot high fence but the next morning it escapes. The zoo keeper built the fence higher so it was 20 feet high but it escaped again. He thought fuck this, so he built the fence 50 feet high but the new animal escapes again. The lion says to the Kangaroo " how high do you think he's going to have to build this fence in an attempt to stop you escaping" Kangaroo "maybe a thousand feet or more if he keeps leaving the gate unlocked"
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