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theraconteur

5 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 20

"I've had a breakdown," I told the lady from the AA. "Okay sir, tell us where you are and we will send someone as soon as possible", she replied. "On the M40, heading north, just beyond junction 6." "Okay sir, we will be with you as soon as possible, just stay with your car." What car? I thought to myself, as I threw more of my own shit at passing motorists.

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