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alco

5 years ago-Events-Hillsborough disaster-Post Rating : 1

Got to chuckle at the Yorkshire puddings. Spend 6k on a season ticket, cos were so cock sure we'll get promotion to the Premier League.....gets beat 0-5 home to Blackburn the next day. One things for sure, there wont be an over capacity in the Leppings Lane end any time soon, they'll be lucky to sell 96 tickets.

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