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simonweston01

5 years ago-Celebrities-Stephen Hawking-Post Rating : 0

Kobe, did’nt he live in a cave at yellowsone?

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dogsbody14 Christ! That joke was going about in the 70s!

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madman …imagine being the humourless, void of original creative thought, cunt who posted this decades old, unfunny dire shit? ….bet the fun & hilarity never fuckin’ ceases in your sad little miserable hovel, you tragic loser.

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