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wasp

5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Marriage-Post Rating : 66

The wife and I had our "Couples Monopoly Night" on Saturday, and as usual our passive-aggressive sniping quickly blew up into an all-out war. I said to my wife, "For your piece why don't you be the steam-iron... it suits you as you're so doddering and matronly and always pressing my shirts !"... and then I said, "I'll be the race car, as I'm always the race car." My wife replied, "Darling, you should really be the thimble, as that's the exact size of the pathetic little nubber you call your micropenis."

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