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An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh my goodness", says the hooker, breathless "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!” Says the old man: “Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible..”
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