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I hadn’t had a fuck for six months. My ex girlfriend called and said she fancied a casual shag. Now I'm not saying I was keen to get there before she changed her mind. but I did manage to set off two speed cameras on the way to her house. Which is quite impressive considering I was on foot.

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jarjarbinks You can't even format your jokes properly on this shit

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jarjarbinks Mistletoe and farts

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jarjarbinks Mistletoe and farts

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jarjarbinks Of course I have; I buy one every week. With the price of bills and food and everything else sky high, it really takes the edge off, buying gems on a dead website to award my fellow Sickipedians for their humour. Doesn’t is all just make you warm and fuzzy on the inside.

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