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rattler

7 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 60

Saw Raheem Sterling in town today. I said, "Can you sign my shirt?" He said, "Have you got a pen?" I said, "Shit, no. Hang on". With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically. He said, "How's that going to get a you pen?" I said, "Well it usually gets you one you diving cunt".

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