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My mate came up to me earlier and said ' alright mate how's you and your new bird?' I replied ' I'm all good but she's a bit Scatty to be honest' He said 'oh right shes a nice girl though right? I replied ' oh yeah of course but then she ruins it by wanting to defecate in my mouth'
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dazkapital ….yawn, get a fuckin’ life will you ya cunt? Try posting something funny & or edgy ya tedious tosser.
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dazkapital >jackmeough: …you’re about as funny as Rosie Jones ya sad fuckin’ loser.
18 min ago - View Post
dazkapital Any chance you could post something original, funny & or edgy ya tosser?
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dazkapital You’re about as funny as a stroke, ya sad tragic humourless loser.
21 min ago - View Post
lennyscrevasse Yeah sure. The only revenge you're gonna get is from Crufts for scaring all the contestants with your acorn dick you dog raping melt
5 hours ago - View Post
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