I dropped the wife off at Debenhams on Saturday and while walking past an alley I saw a madam outside a brothel. "Want some fun mate?" she said. 'How much love?' "Twenty Quid" I looked in my wallet and only had a fiver. 'What do I get for a fiver?' "You won't get anything decent for a fiver" she said. So I went for a pint instead. An hour later I picked up the missus and was walking her to the car when I saw the madam on the other side of the street. "Told you , you wouldn't get anything decent for a fiver" She laughed.
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nausicaa 💯 👍🏻👍🏻 …quite agree, this once black & grey site full of edgy material now resembles something like a poofters colourful paradise presenting Basil Brush content. Mods can’t even whore themselves out properly…. Making an arse of themselves with gems & with a pathetic attempt at monetisation… fkn tossers.
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