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The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99
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scorpiox666 Why is my usernam name in Fresh Hell's Feedback on every comment - It's not me !!!
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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.
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