A customer approaches the ship assistant and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because this is Argos"
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dogsbody14 Oh lennysavile, I thought you were shutting down this pathetic shitshow? There's only you and your multiple accounts left! What you done with wasp? I fucked you over there,didn't I? You kiddy fiddling noncebag! Fucking bacon!
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dogsbody14 I've REALLY got you,ain't I lennysavile? Right under your skin,gnawing away at your physche, you peado nonce!
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risco & this wretched fuckin’ shit passes for humour in your brain dead head ya cunt
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dogsbody14 @lennywankstain Has your mother finished servicing the Russian Baltic Fleet yet peado boy?
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dogsbody14 Here we go! More predictable,pathetic and childish attempts at insults by the residential kiddy fucker lennysavile! Is 'incel' the only word you know,you perverted kiddy fiddling cuntstain?
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