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7 years ago-Celebrities-Kylie Jenner-Post Rating : 0

There are people who still think Elvis is alive, even though he passed away in 1977 aged 42. Not only that, they think he is wandering around Memphis in a white suit with diamond press studs, a pair of beetle crushers and a full on jet black DA hairstyle. Well, I have good news and bad news for them. The good news is that he is STILL ALIVE. The bad news is he is now 83, bald as a coot, has no fuckin teeth left, is riddled with cancer and living in a care home in Wolverhampton where he gives a daily burst of "The wonder of you" to his carer as she changes his fuckin nappy.

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bobby24 Left-wing Liberals having their weekly woke meeting deciding which nigger to employ...

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