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A man called Simon goes on "Stars in Their Eyes" and Matthew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair. Matthew asks, "What happened?" "I was in a car crash with my uncle. He died and I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs and grafted them onto me. In six months' time I will be able to walk again" "That's amazing!" says Matthew. "Who are you going to be for us tonight then?" "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.......Simon and half uncle!"

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