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bluefusion

7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Fat-Post Rating : 8

I was standing in the bus queue the other day behind a pregnant lady. Trying to appear friendly, I asked her, "When are you due?" It was then that I realised that she wasn't pregnant, just really fat, but luckily I managed to cover my tracks by adding, "...for another snack?

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