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7 years ago-Religion-Islam

Why do we have Muslim rape gangs? Because the Koran sanctions the taking of infidel women by Muslim men. Why did a Muslim man plan to kill Prince George. Because the Koran instructs Muslims to kill infidels. Why do Muslims cheat the nation and claim illegal payments for Grenfell? Because Islam is the only religion with a developed doctrine of deception. It's called taqiyya and it allows Muslims to cheat infidels. Why then, do Jeremy Corbyn, Theresa May, David Lammy, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and Frankie Boyle all defend Islam? Because unlike Sir Winston Churchill, who described it as the most evil ideology on the planet, they haven't had the intellectual integrity to study the so-called holy fucking scriptures of Islam. People like 'funny boy' Boyle are sleepwalking towards Armageddon

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